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Brand: Holistic Wisdom
Material: waterproof fabric; cotton-blend
Purpose: being a sneaky sneak and hiding things… sneakily
|Exterior of Sneaky Sack||17.5″ Height x 13.5″ Width|
|Main Compartment||17.25″ Height x 12.5″ Width|
|Back Pocket||13″ Height x 12.25″ Width|
|Front Pocket||12″ Height x 12″ Width|
|Straps||4″ Length x 1.5″ Width|
According to the website, the Sneaky Sack is made of:
This durable, waterproof bag has a soft and silky exterior made with a fabric called Lustra (a Cotton blend) and the Interior is made with SOFlux which is a waterproof breathable, fluidproof, cleanable fabric (commonly used in hospitals) that does not crack like other vinyl fabrics.
Either way, the outside feels like a thick apron while the insides a little more like a plasticy-tarp. The material is resistant to bacteria growth to keep the Sack clean. However, it doesn’t sound plasticy or even like the Liberator Throe, which rustles when moved. The Sack can bend and fold silently.
It’s not very stretchy, but the material is very sturdy. The straps are solid and can bare a lot of weight from both heavy toys and large amounts of smaller toys, and the stitching feels very well made. I can’t imagine it fraying or coming apart any time soon, even if exposed to sharps. If you get spills or messes, you can throw the Sack in the washing machine on cold and then hang it out to air-dry.
The zip is also solidly made and the two little zippers could be locked together in a tiny padlock, but locked things tend to arouse more interest and curiousity in snoopers, but the extra bit of security could bring some peace of mind.
The outside of the bag is a muted black, with the insides being a pale grey-green with a checkered cubic pattern that reminds me of digital pixel art. The compartments are fanned on the inside like a folder, with the middle one being the shortest.
At home, I have an entire floor (the basement) devoted to my escapades, but the Sack is still incredibly handy, even if you don’t need to explicitly hide toys from prying eyes and grubby fingers.
You know those late night infomercials, starring all those greyscale people who can’t do simple household tasks and need Snuggies? Sometimes, though, there is a little hidden gem in a box with a red AS SEEN ON TV label. I totally feel like the Sneaky Sack could’ve been one of them. It’s a simple, well-made thing that completes its purpose.
It’s made to give you a sneaky place to hide anything you want to hide away from snoopers. You hang it on a hanger (a strong one, like wood, nothing that could break or bend under weight), fill it with hidden treasures, and then hang an item of clothing overtop of it. Thick, large, bulky, dark-coloured and dark-patterned items work best at disguising the bulging Sack.
For a stress test, I filled it with lots and lots of things and then covered it in the largest item I have – my comfy, cozy German soccer sweater, about two XX’s too big. Holy mother of crap, it holds a lot. Almost all my butt toys, six healthy-sized dildos, with still room for a pair of lube bottles. I would caution you to not fill it like this unless you know the materials won’t be damaged from being pressed into each other – soft silicone can dent, squishy lube bottles will leak more easily, and delicate electronics can bend or break.
However, I feel good saying that the Sack would be very unnoticeable if hidden among layers of clothing in a closet. Hung out on a door, someone might notice the bulk or firmness of the clothes they go to grab, but amongst others, I feel secure that it wouldn’t be found.
Of course, you don’t have to use it to store sexy things. Instead, you could store money, valuables, self-defense items, or anything you want to keep hidden. I hang it on my chair and use it to store lube across from the place I masturbate, because I have little need to really hide my sexy things.
A versatile, real-life Bag of Holding, the Sneaky Sack is a sleek, discreet way to hide things from everyone and anyone. It’s well-made and fits the price-point very well, checking all the boxes of safety and convenience, but I can’t help but feel it could be longer, to be able to fit even more items.
If you need a sneaky way to hide something from someone who doesn’t go intensy rummaging through your closet, I highly suggest you get yourself a Sneaky Sack, and then check out Holistic Wisdom’s other stock to put in it.
I received the Sneaky Sack from Holistic Wisdom in exchange for an unbiased review of its performance.
Thanks, Holistic Wisdom!